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yuck.

Wow - you worked on this for, what, five minutes? The intro screen is longer than the out-take! There's no sound! There's no... entertainment value, really, what so ever. None.

My advice - make it longer, give it sound, give it non-laggy animation, speed up the intro/credits/title page bit, and make it funny! Motion tweening a bertha fish and making mario disapear does not count as funny.

most impressive!

Hey, this is pretty darn awsome! You pulled off the spritage really well, dude - (whoa, you stole my name, too... too many m4tt5 in this world...)

And the music was great too, by the way.

Yoshi-1up responds:

forreal! lol i hang out with 4 matts during my lunch O_O

pretty neat...

Hah - and you used the kirby music! Yay!

Wow, those were some pretty well animated stick figures, actually... impressive. Too bad you didn't show the whole battle (all x lives worth)

kraft kalas?

Oh... okay... yeah, subtitle the sucker. And... maybe have some transition between the end and the rest... like, the song fading out...

A little more variety in the 'random things dancing to the song' catagory wouldn't be missed, either...

Krabby responds:

Yes, maybe...
Thanks for taking your time.

Hah! World explode!

Yeah, what's up with girls poking guys, anyway? Don't they realize, that, like, the world could blow up?

Seriously, though, I really liked the artwork. It rocked. And it's a tiny filesize, too. One of the best really-really-really short random movies I've seen yet.

LusikkaMage responds:

Haha. Boredom, I guess. One of my online friends says poking is a form of flirting, though. o_O;

Hah - yay!

And then... an ant... and then he stepped on it... but... stuff...

Well, cool, I guess... you might want to try making something a little... longer... This one's kind of too short for a quick joke, and too short for an extended one. Know what I mean?

Gregosan responds:

yeah..i wanted the movie to be longer but i have exams around he corner but this project is taking too long so i end it quickly with an ant.
i'll start making a better and longer one sometime on dec or next yr...
Thanks for the review!!!

Hah - you totally stole my idea!

Whoa, this is so weird... I was just sort of thinking of this the other day. Huh.

Oh, and you get major props for using Jimmy Buffet for music.

Ummm... that's it I guess... oh, yeah, and the intro scene runs kind of jerky on my computer... not really sure exactly what you could do about that, but just thought I'd mention it.

This movie has been eight'd.

What? What is this doing?

Okay. The only cool part about this was the flies talking in Japanese. As for the rest -

You get one point for interactivity, that's it. Sorry, but clicking a button once doesn't count as interactivity - otherwise every movie with a preloader would be considered interactive.

As for... other... stuff... nothing really happens. When the guy gets eaten by... flies... *shakes head* it starts looping between the bartender's stupid ghost and some weird genie guy flying around. I don't know what's happening. I don't think I want to know what's happening.

So... this has been six'd.

csscblackbelt2000 responds:

You are by far the most uneducated reviewer of all my flash movies. Congratulations!

First off and most importantly. The flies are NOT speaking Japanese. They ARE speaking in Spanish. Gee, I hope you aren't Spanish or Japanese. That would be a disgrace (I myself am neither).

One point for interactivity? That's it? You say every movie with a button loader would get points for interactivity if this was the case, eH? Did you not notice my preloader? Not only did I have a preloader, but a button that allowed you to see the whole movie. If it wasn't for this button, you would not be able to watch the end. How horrible would that be?!?

Of course you don't know what's happening. You obviously haven't seen the other Internal Fires. I hate it....greatly dislike it when people watch the 7th or 8th part to an animation and say they don't get it. Can't they use their common sense to watch all the other animations that came before it if they want to understand it so.

Whoa - now I'm confused...

Okay... We've got Strong Bad, a member of the KKK, and some dude whose head rolls around. Me? I'm really confused. Nice music, by the way... not what I'd expect from someone/thing called fuck force.

This movie has been eight'd.

Ummm... yeah?

Right, okay, now all my brain cells have melted. I'm scooping them up, mixing them with flour, baking bread, and throwing it to the exploding trout as they migrate southward through the jello.

And this movie is really random. And it gets seven'd.

Hey - I'm just this guy, you know?

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