t3h-m4tt's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mario's 5th Element (1up)]

most impressive!

Hey, this is pretty darn awsome! You pulled off the spritage really well, dude - (whoa, you stole my name, too... too many m4tt5 in this world...)

And the music was great too, by the way.

Yoshi-1up responds:

forreal! lol i hang out with 4 matts during my lunch O_O

[Kräft Kalas -E.M. Tribute]

kraft kalas?

Oh... okay... yeah, subtitle the sucker. And... maybe have some transition between the end and the rest... like, the song fading out...

A little more variety in the 'random things dancing to the song' catagory wouldn't be missed, either...

Krabby responds:

Yes, maybe...
Thanks for taking your time.

[2004 *poke*]

Hah! World explode!

Yeah, what's up with girls poking guys, anyway? Don't they realize, that, like, the world could blow up?

Seriously, though, I really liked the artwork. It rocked. And it's a tiny filesize, too. One of the best really-really-really short random movies I've seen yet.

LusikkaMage responds:

Haha. Boredom, I guess. One of my online friends says poking is a form of flirting, though. o_O;

[Robbery]

Hah - yay!

And then... an ant... and then he stepped on it... but... stuff...

Well, cool, I guess... you might want to try making something a little... longer... This one's kind of too short for a quick joke, and too short for an extended one. Know what I mean?

Gregosan responds:

yeah..i wanted the movie to be longer but i have exams around he corner but this project is taking too long so i end it quickly with an ant.
i'll start making a better and longer one sometime on dec or next yr...
Thanks for the review!!!

[Internal Fires 8]

What? What is this doing?

Okay. The only cool part about this was the flies talking in Japanese. As for the rest -

You get one point for interactivity, that's it. Sorry, but clicking a button once doesn't count as interactivity - otherwise every movie with a preloader would be considered interactive.

As for... other... stuff... nothing really happens. When the guy gets eaten by... flies... *shakes head* it starts looping between the bartender's stupid ghost and some weird genie guy flying around. I don't know what's happening. I don't think I want to know what's happening.

So... this has been six'd.

csscblackbelt2000 responds:

You are by far the most uneducated reviewer of all my flash movies. Congratulations!

First off and most importantly. The flies are NOT speaking Japanese. They ARE speaking in Spanish. Gee, I hope you aren't Spanish or Japanese. That would be a disgrace (I myself am neither).

One point for interactivity? That's it? You say every movie with a button loader would get points for interactivity if this was the case, eH? Did you not notice my preloader? Not only did I have a preloader, but a button that allowed you to see the whole movie. If it wasn't for this button, you would not be able to watch the end. How horrible would that be?!?

Of course you don't know what's happening. You obviously haven't seen the other Internal Fires. I hate it....greatly dislike it when people watch the 7th or 8th part to an animation and say they don't get it. Can't they use their common sense to watch all the other animations that came before it if they want to understand it so.

[fun stuff 187]

Oh... okay...

Whoa... it's random...

But I like how everything's all weird and sketchy looking... and did you do the sound track yourself? Well. I'm not sure what this is supposed to mean, but you're seven'd.

nazibomb responds:

song from south park. thx.

[The DOP: Featuring Chad]

whoa, that was short.

Ah. Well, what was I expecting at half a meg, anyway?

Anyway, on topic, I guess I think that the music doesn't really detract from it - this is so short and random that the music doesn't really have to be relevant.

And as for pr0n... well... yeah. You get six'd.

TomSka responds:

No comments about the pr0n mag yet.

*sigh

[Candy Bar]

Give me candy.

Whoa, this is really laggy. It might just be my computer... oh, wait, everything's better... hey, did you use a sound event, or did you stream it? The music is out of sync... oh well.

Yeah, neat animation - I like Brandon's super punch thing in particular. There are some sort of screwy parts... but over all, a pretty good job. 7, overall.

steve-matarazzo responds:

Well I tried to stream it but that turned out worse actually. I have the download options on the page, you may need to click "Read More" to see it. There you can download a lag-free version. But you must have a faster computerm over 1ghz should do. Thanks!